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The World of CPC and it's CPCers
Well first i guess should explain what CPC is... Circle Pines center (www.circlepinescenter.org)... to be blunt it is a camp...to go into more detail it is an amazing camp at which everyone excepts everyone. It is truly a world inside of a world. It is like nowhere else in the world... and i really don't think it is like any other camp out there. An amazing place with amazing people. It was kinda humorous...when i came home from the last winter camp (2001-2002) i was surpised to hear some one talking about a girl and her boy friend...i was like don't u mean her girlfrie...oh right i'm not at CPC anymore. Last winter camp was so awesome cuz i got to know soo many people that i had "known" before, but i was actully able to get to know them. Yay for CPCers!!!
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*pokes monkey* AHHHHHH-AH-AHHHHHH-AH-AHHHHH-AH-AHHHHHHH
All of the pics on this part of the page Itook at Wintercamp at CPC. The problem was that I don't have a scanner see...so to put these up i took pics...of the developed pics... with my digital camera... imported them... and attempted to fix them up. Now to start off...many of the pics were already of shittastic quality... such as the lovely monkey pic... it was already really really blurry...and so when it went through the process of being put on here it just got worse... same goes for the other pics. No u don't need glasses... my pics are just very very blurry. i figured out that if u make them small enought they don't look 2 bad...i suppose if i really wanted to i might be able to fix them... but that is going to have to wait till a later date...cuz it's 1:23 in the morning...and i'm lazy...so shhh use ur imagination and pretend that they are absoulty awesomely josome quality...thanx...it is much appreciated. |
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The Farm House--Traci and her beloved Garbage Bag
This is the Farm house...the happy go lucky place contians the dinning room (ahhh it's green not yellow!! too many changes!) in which there is table. This table is not just any ordinary table my good friend because next to this table there is garbage can. Inside this garbage can...yes there is garbage but that is not the center of this story...for inside that garbage can the is a garbage bag. This garbage bag is black... and has a few holes here and there. One would look at this garbage back and think "oh...ok it's a garbage bag...what's for dinner?" they would give it no second or even third thought. What many do not know is that this garbage bag is a very garbage...one might even call it sacrid...that Traci is freakishly attached to it. One day durning WC work projects Alex was going around from garbage to garbage and taking each bag out to the dumpster... as she reached for the sacride garbage bag Traci appeard out of nowhere and said "Um...Alex?...Is there any way you could not throw away that garbage bag?" Alex was very confused and perpelexed...not throw away a garbage bag? that was insanity to her unknowing mind and so she decided she must question this newly placed thought and find out the true meaning behind the garbage bag..."Why not?" Traci went on to tell of tail of the garbage that only had one bag that fit it and Alex was amazed. She could not believe she had almost thrown away such an improtent bag in the system of garbage throwing away activities. She thanked Traci and countinued to the garbage. As she reached it and was opening it's door she remembered Traci's strage...but wise words and held on tight to the bag as the garbage tumbled in. Just then she inhaled threw her nose and fell to the ground... overwhelmed by the nast smells of the garbage. When she woke up she wondered if it was all a dream. Was there really such a thing as a sacrid garbage bag? She opend the metal door and was about to throw the bag in when she had a second thought... if there was such an amazing and insperational bag she did not want to come between it... she scurried back to the Farm house and returned the bag to the garbage can... she turned around slightly and could have sworn she saw traci in the reflection of the ceramic sign Kelsey made her first year at CPC...but when she turned around Traci was nowhere to be seen... she hurried off to the side porch and fell asleep...and when she woke up she could have sworn she saw to people codsbauchitating... but that is another story for another time.
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The twisted tale of the lovley monkey
This is the lovely monkey which the Sugrues gave Alex for x-mas. This lovely monkey was thrown back and forth during winter camp. The fact is...this is no ordinary lovely monkey... this monkey SCREEMS for it's dear life. You know why this lovely monkey does this? Because it is a sling shot monkey!! This poor lovely monkey's life was threatened numerous times by numerous people such as... Owen, the mean human the threatened to throw it outside into the snow...but was saved by Alex who threatened to throw the mean human Owen's pillow out the window...Christen, the strange alien like being that would take the lovely monkey and stick it in random people's rooms. This lovely monkey never liked to be touched...and so was it would SCREEM...so to keep the monkey and all the mean humans and scary beings happy... Bernie (sp...sorry) crucified it... there was no way around it.... even as Alex was leaving the train station in Chicago with ever wheel of her suitcase she could have sworn that he heard the holler of the monkey... yes...yes she did hear it... she unzipped the pocket into which she had put the lovely monkey and it SCREEMED AND SCREEMED AND SREEMED... the monkey had risin...and all rejoiced... except for Alex.... Christen.... Emily... Lucy... Blair... and Ann... actually come to think of it... absolutely no one rejoiced.... LONG LIVE THE LOVELY MONKEY...except for not really cuz it really is very annoying...,
Circle Pines' offical site...www.circlepines.org
The Farm House
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The Sleeping Tree
According to many many other CPCers there were a lot more Jokes at this last Winter Camp then usual so i'm gunna attempt to name them all... or at least a few... feel free to contribute!! thanx :)
~~~~~~~~~~No codebauchitation~~~~~~~~~~rottenOranges~~~~~~~~~~"I have issues with citrus" Emily Sugrue~~~~~~~~~~(this may not be complety right) This is a true story....A woman walks into a KFC and asks for a bucket of Chicken..."Damn that's a lotta chicken."- guy behind counter "P'Scusme mothea fucka! You think i can eat this whole bucket of chicken by myself? You must be crazy."- woman "Bitch I don't know your life."-guy behind counter~~~~~~~~~~~kah-puh-kah~~~~~~~~~~SSS-PPP-SSS (CPC)~~~~~~~~~~Big Red Kate spiled her coffee again~~~~~~~~~~"It's like we're friends... but i'm really angry"- Emily S."~~~~~~~~~~*Does the Chinese Folk Dance*~~~~~~~~~~the running dance and kills the boom box~~~~~~~~~~Wow those drummer people really don't like me very much... wonder what id did~~~~~~~~~~Alex (me) drops plastic egg~~~~~~~~~~Alex (me) poors pop *takes two steps* *drops pop and catchs it right before it lands on ground* and drinks remaining pop~~~~~~~~~~Alex (me) picks up pop ready to drink it...instead spills it all over self...~~~~~~~~~~Alex poors fizzy pop fizzes over top goes to drink it...to late ~~~~~~~~~~N-V-S-C"~~~~~~~~~~Screaming monkey... drop it Owen!!~~~~~~~~~~T.P.~~~~~~~~~~Father Bernie and grandfather Zack~~~~~~~~~~the screaming monkey~~almost any actions Emily made~~~~~~~~~~# of guitars~~~~~~~~~~paint fumes~~~~~~~~~~(on train) toilt smells mixed with the wonderful smells of the sharpy~~~~~~~~~~"What are you doing John?"-Kelsey "I'm singing to the poppies."- John~~~~~~~~~~"Oh my god emily i thought you were a monster"- Miranda(did i spell that right? hope so)~~~~~~~~~~"If Alex and me ever went to collage together we would have to keep Lucky in the closet... cuz she's our buffer. She would come out when ever we needed her..."-Emily"~~~~~~~~~~*Emily does motion* that means discussion "my friends aren't like kelsey does motion nanan"- Kelsey "what does does motion nanana mean?"-Alex "ritch and prepy"-Kelsy~~~~~~~~~~Kelsy laughing hystaricly *pawing air*~~~~~~~~~~B=Breakfast L=Lunch C=? C.Dinner~~~~~~~~~~(book) How to be Kool by Kelsey--dedicated to Alex~~~~~~~~~~Ben-"I eat Bacon... I eat Bacon with gusto"~~~~~~~~~~*Kelsey lifts cup to take a drink* "Hey Kelsey?!-Alex" *Kelsey lowers cup without taking a drink* "yeah?"-Kelsey *Alex says something* *kelsey lifts cup to take a drink* "You know what's kool?"-Alex *Kelsey lowers drink without drinking anything* "what?"-Kelsey *Alex says something* "I feel like i'm a celeberty on one of those talk shows where they always have something in their cup but they can never drink it."-Kelsey *lifts cup to talk a drink* "Hey Kelsey?"-Alex *lowers cup without takin a drink*~~~~~~~~~~"PEDDLER!"-MaggieKate-KateMaggie *Kelsey starts stroking Alex's nose.... 30 sec later she relizes*~~~~~~~~~~ first day at CPC-- "Yay Alex!!"-Lucy second day at CPC "Shut up!"-Lucy third day at CPC "I hate you"-Lucy Fourth day at CPC "FUCK YOU!"-Lucy~~~~~~~~~~"Like my boots??!!"-Alex~~~~~~~~~~Yay for snow syrup!~~~~~~~~~~The Crawling Owen~~~~~~~~~~Kelsey-tell me more about the french cheif and childrens jerperty~~~~~~~~~~Maggie how bout that Naked friends circle~~~~~~~~~~Miranda? am i calm enough? ~~~~~~~~~~Angela we i'll tell you what i'll give you another chance to beat me at the staring game~~~~~~~~~~It took me hours to perfect this grunggy look~~~~~~~~~~Crazy K |
The Field and its Sleeping Tree (pictured between the two closer trees...not the one with the tire swing...u see it?)
If you ever at Circle Pines and you are wondering around feeling sleepdeprived...ha what am i saying... When you are at Circle Pines and you are wondering around feeling sleepdeprived i suggest you wonder over to the happy little tree where you sun is always shining and the wind is always blowing just right... where little puppys run inbetween your feet... wait...wait...wait... sorry those are the fields of happyness and joy i'm sorry. Anyway... wonder of to the Sleeping Tree (establised by Emily, Alex, and Lucy (and the occaional Aislynn and other randomt CPCer) CPC session 3 2001) Bring a backpack as a pillow and maybe some headphones. At first you will feel stupid because other wondering around will look at you passed out on the ground and what what the hell you are doing....they will soon reliese that you are sleeping...under the sleeping tree... and they will be understanding and kindly step over you. Unless Alex kicks you because she is a tired dead cow... the tree is open to anyone. If any other "Sleeping Trees" or "Uncontous trees" or "Sleepy Trees" or "laying flat on the ground, eyes closed, off in the land of ZZZz's Trees" should suddenly pop up due to the popularity of the Sleeping Tree the creater of the tree will be givin very sever looks and things such as the salt may not infact be passed to them at the next meal. Although these may seem like sever concequences they are greatly need... without them every tree at CPC would have a peronailty...a name... pretty soon CPCers would be so confused due to the unsureness of which tree is which they would begin sleeping under the "Partying like it's 1999" tree which would cause very sever results.... such as trampling and being asked to leave. So, be kind to our only sleeping tree sleep only when truley tired... pretty soon the sleeping tree will be as well known as the Side porch... walk in....dining room... old and new youthies...the deck...the front yard... yes...yes. it will...you can not resist the powers of the sleeping tree...you are feeling very sleepy veerryyy sleepy.... ur eye's are closing.... what's that? their not? well mine are...good night....
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